Edgar Bones is a BAMF. So stfu, Amelia.

Anything planned for you and Meredith? Seeing as Amelia's plans to curse everyone who's found some sort of love have been ruined by childminding duties, I think you can proceed with displays of affection without her showing up out of nowhere to retch in the background. We could all probably do with giving into Valentine's Day after recently, yeah?

I know it's probably not brilliant timing to bring this up today considering, but the lawyers contacted me again; still pushing to sell the house. We need to make some sort of decision rather than stay in a complete limbo, and if we don't have to put Jack through more involve Jack right now with the legal aspects of it all, that'd probably be for the best.

Also, how are you doing, Ames?

It's probably worth mentioning first that I adore you all.

That being said: in case you've forgotten - shame on you - Valentine's Day day will be Dora and I's sixth wedding anniversary. Don't say it, Amelia. Or Meredith. We were wondering if any of you would like to watch our darling children? Potentially for the entire night? There's no need to thank us for this opportunity.

Also, seeing as my birthday's next Thursday, for the love of the Founders, please don't get me a tie. You don't even have to get me anything, but I'm rather sure you'll break my spirit if someone buys me another tie.